April Fools’ issue most popular edition this semester

On behalf of the staff of The Polytechnic, I’d like to thank you for making last week’s April Fools’ issue the most-read issue this semester—and, as far as my knowledge goes back, many years.

We hope you continue to read The Poly and look to us for all your campus news needs. If there’s anything we can ever do better, we implore you to let us know. You can reach the Senior Board at poly@rpi.edu.

Dan Bruce
Editor in Chief

Disclaimer: All articles and content published on April 1 are works of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, organizations, locations, or incidents is purely coincidental.