For a combination of reasons, the Poly will not be publishing a full April Fools issue. However, we are still printing a series of humor articles. They will be tagged with the words [APRIL FOOLS] in their kicker, as seen above. A formal disclaimer is made that certain articles contain mildly disturbing material; they will be marked thusly to forwarn readers. If you feel you will be disturbed or offended by it, we advise you avoid it altogether. Please enjoy these series of humor articles.