To the Editor:
I am no Devil Dog! I was straining at my leash hoping that the student would come into the office so I could get in some good licks. A bright light flashes in my eyes, and I wind up being slandered by The Poly. I have never met a person I didn’t like. I love all visitors and want to play. Come visit me, but be careful—sometimes I am too enthusiastic in my greetings.
submitted by E. Bruce Nauman
Department of Chemical Engineering
on behalf of Arpie Eye
