10. Put "Mmm-bop" on repeat for nine hours.
9. Wake him up to tell him that it’s time to go to bed.
8. Walk around the room naked.
7. When her parents call at 10 am, tell them she’s at a frat party.
6. Play Klingon opera. Loud. Sing along.
5. Set her bedding on fire. (No, not like that ...)
4. Every day, set his alarm clock back two minutes.
3. Hide his stuff ... on his own desk.
2. "Borrow" random articles of her clothing.
1. Two words: Super Glue.
