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Volume 130, Number 1 |
July 14, 2009 |
Features

Dave Barry Vacationers fatten on floating food ship
Sea adventurers rejoice as vacation includes bizarre activities like shopping
Posted 02-04-2004 at 4:36PM

Day Five
We arrive, at last, in Fort Lauderdale. We are tired, but we are also, because of this experience, something more: fat. We vow to go on the South Beach Diet, or even just the Beach Diet, where all you eat is sand.
But some day, we will return to the sea. Because we know that it’s a big world, and there are many more adventures awaiting us, out there on the vastness of the ocean.
For example, we have yet to try the shrimp scampi. |